Horny Night 2008 - Tenors
Presenting... Shag (Shrek)!


Cast
Randy: Narrator
Keith: Honkey (Donkey)
Pock Thong: Shag (Shrek) [Best Actor award]
Abel: FeelYourNeh (Fiona) [Best Actress award]
Marcus: Prince Cumming (Prince Charming)
Sherman: Hairy Cockmother (Fairy Godmother)
Reuben: Pussy With Boobs (Puss In Boots) [Best Animal award]
Joshua, Cedric: Bodyguard
Wayne, JianRui: Friends
Wayne: Homer Simpsons
Jian Rui: Hairy Potter (Harry Potter)

As expected, we won the horny night :). Thanks to all the tenors for staying back yesterday for rehearsal, and especially Wayne and Keith for coming up with the script! We must retain our title next year. I pity the basses because they actually have something nice to show but they were not really very prepared, and I couldn't hear some parts. As for the girls, I think their skits were quite funny, but lame, because they claimed to be doing something sick behind the blanket, but when revealed, they were actually doing something else. Hahah. We tenors are more direct...


[empty bottle]
(to the tune of Masquerade)
Masturbate,
This is something we can make.
Masturbate,
This is very natural and it is exciting!
There!
[bottle filled with white liquid]


(to the tune of Gaudete)
People say I attract flies
But it's just a bunch of lies
Can't you see I'm very nice
I can make you mesmerised!


... and they live hornily ever after.